Thursday, May 20, 2010

V-Licious' mid-way review of 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo'


Ok, so, I’m half way through the book and I’m totally hooked!! Usually 1000+ page books either scare me away, or pull me in. This one has definitely pulled me in! Sure, there are some parts where the author could have summarized some details, but even those parts are worth getting through. I’m totally loving it so far and read it every chance I get! at lunch time, I even bring with me to the gym while I’m on the treadmill!! I’ve also  now started taking the long way around on the subway to get and from work just so I have more time to read!!! (if you’re going downtown and want to avoid the 9am/5pm groping abuses of our overpriced TTC, I suggest taking St George and going around via Union to get downtown, instead of the Yonge/Bloor line filled with smelly & groping pedophile prone assholes). Oh and you almost ALWAYS get a seat, so you can read in peace. 

V-Licious








Thursday, May 13, 2010

Lolita Vaage's take on..... Sex as a Second Language by Alisa Kwitney


well perhaps I do like a bit of chic lit for amusing purposes.. I would just get very depressed reading world issues, biographies and history all the time.. anyhow...back to SASL
I did enjoy the book, found it an easy read and entertaining, and it was the departing point for this blog and all our wonderful ideas! so bonus!
 
I have the feeling the book was written as an introductory book for an actual ESL class since it touches upon a few of the mannerisms and characteristics of the western culture.
Yes, characters never really develop, there are a couple of twists that I’m sure the author wanted to write differently but perhaps had too little time? and ended up having to wrap up the book quickly.
 
But, at the end of the day, the book did what it was written to do... enterntain (lets not forget the couple passages that at least got us thinking and fantsizing of our own Mangnus, who worked for the CIA and went for chinese food.)
 
For the bits of the book that made me laugh out loud and chuckle in the train (while trying to cover the name of it so people wouldn’t think I was some sort of perv).. I give this book 3Vs.
 
Lolita Vaage



Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Book # 3 - THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO by Stieg Larsson

May's book pick was by our lovely Fofnika!

She's the hip, cutesy, tall one!  

It's suppose to be a thriller/suspense novel, a kind of whodunit, from what I can gather!  

THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO by Stieg Larsson


I must admit, the sheer size of this book scared me when I picked it up off the shelf in the book store!  To my surprise, the print was larger than usual, so it calmed me down a little.  

Don't know too much about it other than what the back of the cover says... that and what trailers I've seen for the movie that's out right now....  hhmmm..... think I can get away with just watching that??  >:D


vagina vixen


Memorable quotes of...... Sex as a Second Language


A collection of our favourite (and pointless but funny) quotes:

"I love you.  I'm a spy." - Magnus Grimmson

"He worked for the CIA..... he came and left for Chinese food....."  Katherine Miner

"Dead fish, think about dead fish!"  Katherine's friend

"Wench, be silent!"  Magnus Grimmson

"You're thinking with your dick!"  Katherine's friend

"They were no bigger than his palm....." Katherine to one of her friends
"Oh, God, Magnus."  Katherine Miner

"Men vanish, that's just what they do!"  Katherine's friend

Monday, May 10, 2010

V-Licious says... a review of Sex as a Second Language by Alisa Kwitney



I must say that this was DEFINITELY an improvement from Brick Lane. Yes, it was pure chick lit, and yes, it seems like I was the only one of the group who actually enjoyed it!  It may have a little to do with the fact that I had a little more time on my hands than  the others while reading it…but hey I liked it! There were some good plot lines… I mean who doesn’t enjoy a little teacher/student romance…and well, when the student’s name is Magnus, that’s just a given right??! Fun book. Easy read. 

*V-Licious



Book # 2 - SEX AS A SECOND LANGUAGE by Alisa Kwitney


April's book was the choice of Lolita Vaage.

She's the creative, artsy and in tune to anything romantic-comedy like!  

Which is no surprise why we got stuck with your typical chick-flick type book!

Sex as a Second Language by Alisa Kwitney


The story of a 40-something actress turned English teacher to immigrants, who falls for one of her students, an Icelandic spy out at a mission that someone, you'll never guess, involves her!  

To be honest, I didn't finish the book!  Shocking eh?  It just didn't interest me enough!  It opened with a dinner convo between her and her two best friends, which was something that sounded a lot like what normal women would, in fact, discuss together as friends, and I thought, ok... seems O...K.... so far!  But then it went sour and I lost interest.  So obviously I won't have much to report on this one!  Although, I must admit, we had a good laugh pulling our favourite "quotes" from the book and posting them as Facebook statuses!

At least one thing came out of the book.... a new blog spot which we'll title....  'He said, She said....  Memorable quotes of ....................'

This book gets vagina vixen's stamp of PREDICTABLE! 

vagina vixen 

Lolita Vaage's take on Brick Lane by Monica Ali


I have decided to play devil’s advocate and find something good in all books that would otherwise let us know there are way to many people out there who think they can write (even if just for argument’s sake.)
Brick Lane,  I have to admit that when first introduced to the book (in the form of the gracious googlebooks blurb and reviews), it sounded like a fantastic read! Monica Ali presents a great plot, a love affair, and well, an introduction to a culture other than our own (why not say this is what caught my attention.) 

I like books that delve into the roots of different cultures, and give us some insight in all the small things that most of us living in the western hemisphere take for granted. I believe Ali does a good job at getting right down to the nitty-gritty of things, I enjoyed the detailed and precise descriptions of things in a few of the chapters; such us Nazneen’s description of her husband – it’s not very often that one gets a description of a person’s stomach being so big that it could rest on the counter, or that the roundness of a face made someone look like a toad – for that I commend her.

Ali tried to give us a crude and real image of what the life of a woman married off in a Muslim culture might be like; and I found myself feeling sorry, concerned and angry (all at the same time) that many women have to go through the many hardships Nazneen had to go through. 
I think Ali did a fantastic job in describing the culture shock most immigrants go through when they move to a country other than their own, and to all that add another language, another society and well the great battle between trying to stay true to themselves (and roots), and dealing with trying to adapt to a new life (even more so difficult once they have children.) 
For all the good details the book had and the fact that most immigrants coming from traditionalist societies would more than likely be able to relate to the main character and the theme of the book, I’m going to give this book a 3Vs (out of 5).

-Lolita Vaage 



V-Licious discusses Brick Lane by Monica Ali


Since I was the one who picked this book, I guess I have to explain why I would ever thing this would make for a good INAUGURAL book to our book club! Well, I thought it would have a little bit of everything….a cultural aspect (Indian culture vs. Western/English culture) a social aspect (fitting in and assimilation) and a little romance (Nazheen’s affair with Karim)…but it turned out the book was just a bore from beginning to end! Well I can’t even say end, because I didn’t finish it! Yes, I admit it. I picked the book and didn’t finish it. But hey, I guess it worked having a boring first book for our book club, because by the end, we were all so sick of Brick Lane we couldn’t wait for the next month’s book! My strategy worked. :)

- V-Licious

Thursday, May 6, 2010

our last member has a name!! Finally!!!!



May I present, our previous nameless member..................... 

Lolita Vaage

Now ladies........ get those book reports into to me STAT!!!! 
:)






Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Introducing...... (drum roll please!)


The Vagina Club Five!!!!!!!!!!

Vagina Vixen will feed it to you raw!

V-Licious will get your motor roaring!

The Pussycat will fluff you up good!

Fofnika will set your loins on fire!

...... and one nameless wonder (will you hurry up and pick a name already!!!)  

We 5 ladies are your guides through this fabulous book club!!!  We welcome you and encourage your opinions and suggestions!

May pick has been chosen!  Posting coming soon!!





Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Pussycat's review of Brick Lane by Monica Ali

All I can say is that the book was dull. As dull, I guess, as the Brick Lane itself, judging by its description. As I was reading it, I realized that I did not like reading about boring lives of boring people. I think that this was my main issue with the book, there was no one single exciting character. I would not want to meet any of them in person or get to know them better. They even managed to make a love affair a snooze fest! While the Brick Lane does give the reader some food for thought it fails to be a truly enjoyable read. Monica Ali, I suggest that you try again, and be less strained and pretentious. Try to have some fun, will you?

Love,

The Pussycat

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